Antarctic Monkey
Brother Sallows (No relation)   Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa
 
 
Passionate Hater of Ironic use of Markup in steam profiles
:longhaul:
当前离线
I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl
Now my day's on cruise control
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最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 23 日
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最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 12 日
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最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 6 日
成就进度   2 / 28
lujefx 2021 年 11 月 25 日 上午 2:37 
You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Sarge 2020 年 12 月 23 日 下午 12:10 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again.
lujefx 2019 年 9 月 12 日 上午 9:58 
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lujefx 2019 年 3 月 8 日 下午 9:29 
Scooby-Doo was Shaggy's best friend. He'd been around for almost as long as Shaggy remembered. He slept in Shaggy's room; he'd always been in on everything. So when Shaggy had started to, like, discover his manhood, Scoob was there to help.

They never talked about what happened between them at night. Scooby, his tongue busy with Shaggy's, like, bratwurst, seldom said anything; the only words spoken were Shaggy's muffled, rhythmic cries of "Like oh boy," and his whispered thanks afterwards.

Shaggy'd never tell the gang about this. But it wasn't weird. Like, Scooby-Doo was his best friend. They shared everything.
emaychem 2019 年 2 月 12 日 上午 11:23 
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lujefx 2018 年 10 月 14 日 上午 12:30 
Attention all Undertale gamers: Sans Undertale is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe out the human in the underground. But to do this, he needs a Gaster Blaster, and a couple of bad jokes. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that Sans Undertale can avenge his brother and KEEP... THE UNDERGOUND... SAFE!