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If you want to go to the cinemas alone here are some pro tips

+go to theater-chains. They hire highschoolers who could care less about the no singles policy. They might laugh at you buying your single ticket though

+when buying food, buy enough for two. It would look less awkward.

+get there early and sit in the back. When people start trickling in, make sure you lay on the floor so no one sees you sitting alone

+leave 5 mins early so no one can say anything as you leave together

It also helps if you pretend to answer your phone and loudly note that your "companion" won't be able to make it to the theater. Don't pretend it's your mum either. Pretend it's a gf or a friend that's not going to make it.
Might be a good Idea to pretend like you're texting. Just open the calculator app and press randomly. Make sure you press them quickly so it looks like you text all the time and you're really good at it

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