Musician, modern artist, professional memer. Father of two.
Also full time student, so will meme for food. Plz. Halp.

Freelance sculptor, dank meme activist and a CEO of Native Industrious Geo Gathering Employee Rental, world leader in cotton industry and the best place for cheap, reliable field laborers. Only slightly used.

Hobby:
Wrestling, scripted one, with chairs, baseball bats and cool entry music, other one looks gay af.
Swimming in endless ocean of dank memes.
Redefining art every single day, I'm amazing at it.
Joyriding yo mama.

Current Rig:
So dank it leaves NASA guys moist and ready, get on my level, scrub. I won't share its specs here, because it would make you feel bad, and judging by your look you have enough problems.

Don't add me without a good reason, I'm a busy guy. Fan mail, dank memes and crude humor are always welcome.