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why did i find this by looking for ics what

Okay, so, here’s the run down of my situation: i’m a russian slavic pagan, and my gnome (it’s actually my домовой but i call it gnome in English because it’s close enough) followed me when I moved to Scotland. I didn’t know he could go on planes so I didn’t do a welcoming ritual, and now he’s mad at me. My wifi barely works, and I really need it to get jobs. It’s his doing, i’m sure of it, nothing I do to fix it works.

I called my mom to ask her what to do with this guy when he gets angry, and she said give it some vodka. Except she named a specific russian brand, and I went to every store in my area and they didn’t have that brand. My mom said he only likes that specific vodka. So, now I’m kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

What do I do? I really need the wifi to get a job. Do you guys have any suggestions for how to teach him his lesson without pissing him off too much, so he doesn’t ruin my life further? Please help.

has pug culture gone too far?

Hi.
We are pugging right now.
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