added to discuss

+rep added to talk about your Strange Unusual Brothers in Blues just for a quichat

hot

We killed it that match :D you was amazing!!

Nice heavy combo

Man its been a while since ive read my comments on my profile and boy i remember the good old days of them like... Sheesh wish i was able to go back in time and relive all those moments from long ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

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this ♥♥♥♥

what that mouth do?

send nudes

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yes give booba

booba

boobies?

watch u play big booba game > sleep

Terrible ghost hunter, trash talked ghost 99% of the time
0/10 would recommend

ha ha i remember the old mw2 Michael J Caboose

BS DJ i didnt ;-;

This loser got vacced for being a gay.

what did you get vacced on
boi

+rep good fast trader thanks for the daggies bbg

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He's 18 guys, watch out

back off micah

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salty

love me

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I wonder what the punch line is :P

r u an eye doctor because *insert punchline here*

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

The man says to her partner,"You do know if your husband finds out you are going to have some more painal." She let's go and stands up to turn around. She bends over and walks backwards. The sausage goes in perfectly. She says,"Who cares. I'm on birth control." She puts her hands to the wall with her face turned to the left with her eyes closed. She breathes in with her lips puckered and her bum perfectly shaped. The man pushes out with his partner's bum covered in white fluids. Her stomach is buldging and he knows what he has done wrong. She tries to squeeze it all out and the rooms becomes flooded. They attempt to clean it up but they both knew there was only one way. They put the girl on the floor with her legs spreaded to obsorb it all.

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that ♥♥♥♥♥ needs.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My ♥♥♥♥.

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.