Greetings party people and the place to be. I am called "DarthNeighbor".

Hand over all your monies in a paper and/or plastic bag. Ladies– form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes– form a line to my right for high-fives.

Like I said I'm "DarthNeighbor". I've been described as cool, awesome, hott, video games, the hottest, and real real hott.