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ㅤ* Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
ㅤ* The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
ㅤ* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!