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DOOM was great, there are only a few issues with it but otherwise I recommend it and think you should get it. But for now let me ask this do you like Call of Duty or Battlefield? Well if so I recommend getting this game and actually learning what fun is, or don't get it and stay in your tasteless hole of mediocrity. If you like having fun, fast paced, blood pumping brutal murder step right up to DOOM. I say DOOM instead of Doom because that's how it should be pronounced considering how much fun this game can be. I see people treating like a cover shooter and they need to do something for me real quick. First find a cryo-chamber and sleep for a couple hundred years, when you get out ask if there is a time machine yet. If no go back in the chamber and repeat until you find one. Next when you do get the time machine I want you to go back to the past and meet yourself. Then proceed to have intercourse with yourself. Because you sir need to go f*ck yourself.

Great now that that's out of the way, the game is good, polished, new stuff in it, old stuff in it. Only a few issues, first off getting key cards is a chore when you have to buy an engagement ring for each and every animation of getting one. But there are only very few in a single level and that really doesn't do anything, you don't have to get them in a firefight. The game gets rather easy near the end when they basically hand out BFG ammo, but it's a BFG and it is fun to use so that's not too bad. Also I recommend upgrading ammo once or twice then maxing out the upgrades with the Super Shotgun. Super shotgun kills most enemies in less than 4 shots, and considering at max rank the Super Shotgun offers you 2 you're fine. All of the weapons are good except the pistol, in which you actually have to max out the upgrades with it to make it viable. Finally the Glory Kill system, it's a bit annoying because you can do it to every enemy (Quite literally) but they're quick and there is a good reason why you should do them.

Now some good things. It's fast, very fast, running, jumping, shooting, chainsaw-ing, and the load tend to make your blood pump through your veins rediculously fast. Sometimes I have a tough time knowing what's going on because I get into the zone and make it my b*tch. You need to stay mobile in a fight as it is really stupid to not do so, there is little to no cover in it, hence that convoluted cryo-chamber bit in the beginning. Finally this is a DOOM game, I see a lot of people ticked off about all the backtracking but if you played the original DOOM then you should know that there are secrets, in this one there are little figures you could pick up, armor, upgrades, weapons, and the like. You have a plethora of guns with no reloading, it looks great, feels great, and I have a crush on the Super Shotgun. Life is good, get the game. (Thank you Bethesda.)

I love Team Fortress 2.
Excellent game design, every class has it's place, and I used to be able to find a new game every day where I would just laugh my ass off, regardless of whether I lived or died. I'm a even a medic/engineer main and I still can have a blast with the mechanics. Fun, fast placed gameplay is the idea for every match, and saying all that, I can say one thing with absolute certainty.

♥♥♥♥ Team Fortress 2.
Today alone, upon writing this review, I have encountered 6 different matches that were taken over by bots. If anyone tells you the bot problem isn't that bad, they might be right sometimes. Other times? They're dead wrong. Hackers and bots aren't "becoming" the norm. They've become the norm. It's disgusting and Valve needs to pull the pants up from their ankles and pull the thumbs out of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and seriously get to work. Just kicking ain't gonna do ♥♥♥♥. Whether it's gross negligence or just utter incompetence is preposterous either way.