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Merry Christmas! and have a happy new year!
Hope you get lots off cool presents, and have a good holiday season!
Hope you have a Merry Christmas~
and a Wonderful New Year too!
hope you've been good!
and have a happy new year!
and pls have a happy new year~
how are you liking clown dota?
And have a happy new year~!
you are everything wrong with the world, and i know that these words will have no impact on you, that you will find a way to justify and rationalize this as something being said by your enemy instead of your friend, and the progress of life will remain halted.
I really like collecting Steam emotes & backgrounds, mainly anime ones since they're rare and expensive, My goal is to reach Steam Level 100.
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.
Dota 2 is a team-oriented game pitting two teams of five players against each other. "
https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
( ゚ー゚)つ□ ⊂(´・ω・` )
~Have a great day~ ω
Insult her 1 more time bro, and you may have a little problem on your hands -Nothing personal
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww ur so smart what a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guy is absolute cancer, he probably still tugs on his penis to try and enlarge it
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ugh...
*flush*
TO POP YOUR:
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>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
Joe Rogan, 2015
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OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD
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OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
You see straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay.
You could try to make it 0% gay with two girls, but the problem is that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
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ugh...
*flush*
EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY WHEN I POST HERE IS SEE YOU, YOUR IDIOTIC POSTS, THE HALFWAY ABORTED COLONOSCOPY OF AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. EVERY SINGLE THREAD. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EVERY SINGLE DAY. EVERY SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEME GARBAGE.
IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GO DO RIGHT NOW. YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LISTENING SHORTSTACK? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL "PROTOCOL: ♥♥♥♥ YOUR ASS", OKAY LISTEN BITCHBOY AND LISTEN THE ♥♥♥♥ GOOD BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, COCKGOBBLER. YOU GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WIPE THE ♥♥♥ CRUST OFF OF YOUR
I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, I WANT TO SPIT ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG. I WILL SPIT ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. AND WHEN YOUR DOG LOOKS AT ME AND ASKS "bark" IM GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT.
I WILL BURN YOU. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU. I WILL END YOU. I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR DOG.
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hhh.... hhh....
hhhuuuhhh... ♥♥♥♥....
ugh...
*flush*
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hhh.... hhh....
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ugh...
*flush*
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hhh.... hhh....
hhhuuuhhh... ♥♥♥♥....
ugh...
*flush*
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