Recent reviews by EggsBee

Bought the game for the scares, ended up playing the basketball.
Great game if you like to cry at 3am

Good Game funner with friends

I used to be lonely, single, desperate for a mans touch.. then i bought this game.
Now I'm lonely, single, still desperate, and also down 10 dollars.


(Actually I think it was 20, a long time ago... I"VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED)

I threw Cow Sh*t and my dog fetched it and brought it back 10/10 would play fetch with cow poo again.

Rafted for 30 minuets, made it to a new island, found horses, DIED TO A SHARK ON LAND ♥♥♥♥ YOU LAND SHARK RESPAWNED BACK AT THE FIRST ISLAND 0/10 GIVE ME MY HAT BACK YOU BASTARDS.

1.99- Turn your uncensored waifu into a sloot <3
29.99-Pay for br.a.zzers
I think we all see the better opition here.

Yuri's poetry really stabs into my feels! Her words cut pretty deep! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11/10 Please don't make me play again.

-Lands military base
-only me and my duo
-Both get full attachments for snipers , 8x scopes. full attachments AR
-level 3 vest and backpack, lvl 2 helmet.
-kills 2 guys
-13 people left.
-is pumped
-doesn't die to blue zone
-WE'RE GONNA WIN
-gets shot from 3 different teams in every direction

every pubg game, pls halp get good am beg.

Lost my save with a new computer , No more cat gun 0/10 >:(





Good game though ;P

Jumpscare bears running out of rocks 10/10