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3 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
In a game with so scarce saving opportunities, an unstable game that can crash at any time is the last thing you want.
This worst case scenario has happened to me enough times to leave it as is.

Will come back to the game in a year or two.
Posted 26 January.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
real cat story
Posted 10 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record
It's chill entertaining. People give too much credit to this game. It's fun, but it's no masterpiece. The story is average, a bit Hollywood movie level (common tropes). It's not very scary, and relies heavily in jump scares.
It's very easy. In max difficulty I died only a couple of times. The game looks great and I liked analyzing their techniques to compose scenes.
Overall just a fun time to pass time relaxed.
Posted 6 November, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Making a non woke game is too hard.
No tits and no ass sliders. Very subtle increases for changes in the rest of the body so forget about making a curvy girl. Dragon Age Veilguard would be proud.
Facial customization based on image doesn't work. Pressing upload a file button does nothing and the QR code sends you to a 403 url error page.

Was this game hyped? Lazy Peon made so many videos claiming this would be the BDO killer. Stinks like promoted content.
Posted 1 October, 2024. Last edited 1 October, 2024.
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21 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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11.9 hrs on record
How does a game with combat so hard and unbalanced, so hardcore on survival elements, so picky on deadly jumping platforms, so cryptic on puzzles and secrets, so unforgiving when dying and saving your game... How can a game like that be so beloved?

Big ass and big tits. Jiggle physics and wet skin. Mods for adding different waifus. A big emphasis on satisfying the male heterosexual player, and the lovers of the mature female figure. An emphasis on satisfying us, the target audience (opposite to the "modern audience").
The entertainment starts with Haydee's poses and camera angles, this is eyecandy for us. But entertainment doesn't end with Haydee.
The narrative is developed through environmental scenes and sequences. There's not a single line of dialog, but by the end of the game you will understand how much potential for a large story this fantasy world has. This a factory with dark, mysterious motives, sterile hazardous environments; not appropriate for humans, but instead for robots and love dolls.
With environments of clean white walls, colored pipes, games of light and shadow, an a cake; an apparently abandoned sci fi factory. So apparently abandoned by Aperture Science.
There's a silent urge from me, and likely as well from the developers, to have Haydee adopted by Valve as their signature character for adult games in honor to Valve's support of porn games in their store. Haydee developers seem to love Valve's Portal, and I wish Valve is fully aware of Haydee's cues from them.

If you're tough enough to decide play this, you will probably need this guide. https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1170474947

Thank you for the experience, Haydee Interactive.
Posted 28 September, 2024. Last edited 28 September, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
It's ok for the price. The 2d art fine and animations are cheap, but the price is also very low so no complaints. Gameplay is a standard though cheaper HuniePop.
Posted 20 September, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
The ai chat is very rudimentary. The cartoon doesn't have many interactions. No adult content here.
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
My best wishes do First Descendant developers. Performance of the game has greatly improved from when it first released. I decided not to play this game for now and just wait for Mecha Break. I checked the cosmetics and girls before leaving.

Cosmetics are leading in the right direction, but compared to BDO, customization is still very limited. There's no jiggle physics for breasts and butt. The biggest complain from me is that every girl has the same body type; the thickness of body parts are proportional to the height of the character.

I may have played this game if I weren't already invested in other Korean live services, BDO and NIKKE. Those games respond to heterosexual male interest just like First Descendant, but improve on some related features.

I hope other people, mainly Warframe and looter shooter fans, get to enjoy this game.
Posted 4 July, 2024. Last edited 31 October, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Ever heard of Bot Colony? Same level of AI comprehension. There are free AI bots with more brains and free TTS that sound more natural.
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
I love the concepts of this game. Hell is fun while the devil is toying with you. The sex events are a distraction the devil puts in your challenges so you can't finish them. It's similar to how Homer was tortured with eating infinite amount of donuts.
The artistic expression in this game made me happy. It really seems the developers have a strong view on Christian beliefs on everything related to sins, heaven and hell. The devil itself helps you understand the christian and philosophical view on several metaphysical matters, like who is god, why do we exist, how is heaven, how was everything made.

You can connect with most of the fantasies from these artists and understand their visions. That's how I know they didn't repressed themselves. The result is a natural reflection of the human mind.

In practice, the game consists of 3 levels, a labyrinth each, where there's a key and a locked door for the next level. You have to avoid 1-hit-kill traps which are time based, and spread throughout the maps there are doors that lead to sex events. After opening these doors, the events can be accessed through the gallery.
About half of the sex events are lean toward a male hetero fantasies. Girls with pretty bodies, lusty and welcoming attitudes. The second half of events is divided in 2 halves. One of these halves is about monster sex. Most of these monster have female features such as vagina and breasts. The other half is dudes in all shapes, so plenty of gay sex for the interested. There's also some hetero sex with you as woman.
Overall the sex sequences where hit or miss for me. I liked all the hetero sex sequences but I wished there were more of them, and also more depth to the existing scenes, because you don't even ejaculate in half of the hetero scenes.

This is an indie game from Evil Boobs Cult. Take it for what it is. The graphics in game are alright. I think of it as a budget Succubus, which I say as complement. Only that here the main focus is on christian philosophy and lust, instead of violent gore.

The discount it has right now (0.5$) is a no brainer buy for the non sexually repressed.
Posted 19 April, 2024.
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