Recent reviews by John Marton

I've never thought about how it would look turning a planet that looks like Mars into a sonic level.

They've done a great job with the vr version of the game! Plays incredibly well with others. Th only thing I miss is being the walking tool-belt. The new update made it where your friends can't grab stuff off of you anymore :(

I miss my friends touching me.

Look, if you wanted a "merged" experience where you could see the Aztecs take on the Egyptians, you'll be sorely disappointed. I was too, after loading up the game.

However, if you're looking for AOE1 with the battle formations that AOE2 introduces, you'll be in love. Honestly, I'm having a blast with just that. They also introduce 3 new campaigns with more on the way. Always fun learning history through this game!

If they COULD allow a hybrid game with all of the civilizations of both AOE1 and AOE2, this would be a 10/10 dlc. Of course balance would be an issue, but it would still be fun! Either way, make sure you know what you're getting into before getting this.

Xbox 360 gang rise up

A friend of mine gifted me this game. We are now happily married

Honestly, every game that these guys ported from Xbox to the PC has been a disaster. Sure the game plays, but its not optimized. Because of that, along with may other reasons, very little servers will be up on this game. I actually find it funny how they have a limit of 64 players. Like how can one expect a game like this, that was a disaster from the start, to actually be able to have that many players at once? Last I checked, there was only one server up with a single player (the host) in it. Offline play is just as terrible as online with no bots available. How can anyone play this game if nobody else is playing it? If you, for whatever reason, want to play a game like this, but much better, I'd honestly recommend Murder Miners as atleast that game has a functional single player. Only thing good about this little developer team is them creating Castle Miner Z on the Xbox 360 only.

The only game on steam that 1600 hours doesn't mean ****