Greetings, Wanderer! 🌌
You’ve entered the chaotic realm of Control, the Supreme Glitch Whisperer and Keeper of Mysterious Lag Spikes. 🎮✨

Mysterious Phenomenon: It’s rumored that they once discovered the fabled "Pause" button in a multiplayer game… and lived to tell the tale! 🛑⏸️
Strange Occurrence: Be wary, for they possess the uncanny ability to summon connection issues at will, turning every match into a lag-fueled adventure! 📶
Final Confession: If found AFK, just assume they’re either hacking the mainframe… or having an intense staring contest with their router. 👀💻

Bro wtf are you doing turning in like that jesus christ

We got some kids below me, sad that some people are so bad at a game that they need to hate on better players. Time to boot some people off maybe? I don't know, gonna think about it

Take care, Control!

you are too bad at f1 man you are trying to ppl when they pass you so cringe

Silly noob kid. Are you thinking its funny to crash people in f1. Go back eating fish & Chips und sucking Boris his ♥♥♥♥.

biggest noob driver i have ever seen in this game pls kill your self and enjoy your kick^^

Signed by autimatic <3

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yo best Player ever

liar liar pants on fire

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Do you ever get out of control?

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This ♥♥♥♥ hacking

he ded

are you dead?

Remy was here

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RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
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