Recent reviews by Quohn of The Nowianas

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I HECKING LOVE TRAINS

Fun game held back by bad design choices

I've been trying to tolerate Vicky 3 for the better part of a week now but Spain somehow becoming the occupier of a county in my war, instead of me. When they're also not even part of the war, my alliance, defensive pact, market or any relations at all... had me sighing from how buggy this game is a year later.

Pretend like the release date is 25th October 2025 and hope they don't drop it like they did with Imperator :)

A quick, free and enjoyable 1 hour Sekiro game

The single player campaign isn't all too great. They tried to copy the mechanics of GTA:V, allowing you to swap to your partner at will. But they don't really act when you meet them out in the wild, causing a bit of issues. Instead, they expect you to pose/puppet them but they glitch too easily causing a bit of frustration when playing the game in sandbox mode and not with the on rail scenes/missions.

As for the multiplayer, I somehow couldn't convince my homies to come play this with me. So I was just left with the random matchmaking and it's algorithm. There is no competitive matchmaking and no one is queuing casual, so you're kinda just left with sweaty private 1v1's scheduled elsewhere

Recommending in the hopes to fill up multiplayer lobbies

It's not a bad game, but it constantly reminds you that you could be playing Skyrim/Fallout, No Man's Sky or Elite Dangerous instead and probably have a better time in those games.

10/10.

Such a ♥♥♥♥♥ business model, honestly. I don't care for these mini things or civilizations they put out, I want meaningful expansions that expand the game

It's alright