Recent reviews by Cobalt

It's good. Similar to Touhou, but dungeon crawler style with a wide assortment of weapons.

It being like Touhou means it's hard as ♥♥♥♥, so have fun!

This game is objectively a fun time no matter who you ask.

The driving is fluid and tight, up until the point where you inevitably crash into a truck or something, and the shooting isn't half bad either.

You know all that ♥♥♥♥ though. That it's fun to play with friends and all that ♥♥♥♥, you've heard it. My review doesn't really do much to convince you to buy, you're probably gonna do it regardless of what I say.

Oh yeah, what's with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NPC that says:

"ISTHAT CHEESSE COMING OUT OF YER EARSSS?!!"

Like, what does that even mean!?

An edgy social commentary, and yet a pretty good one? It's free lol do what u want