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Recent reviews by ClownSchoolGraduate

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11.4 hrs on record
You have a mullet.
You drink soda.
You kick robots in their metal jaw.
You save the girl.
Finally some good story writing.
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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82.7 hrs on record (37.4 hrs at review time)
Democracy prevails. Outstanding Patriotism!
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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6.3 hrs on record
Path of Exile's one button gameplay, but without the complexity. (ok two if you count the g to skip everything)
Posted 15 February, 2022.
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31.1 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
My hopes were high after the first one, and they were met. This game is just as beautiful as the Blind Forest and its improved combat mechanics make it just a bit better. Soundtrack never failed to impress and the story was so wonderful, goosebumps during every cutscene and musical drop. Loved it

Still have the soundtrack stuck in my head
Posted 12 March, 2020. Last edited 27 November, 2020.
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323.9 hrs on record (300.1 hrs at review time)
Yeah I bought BL3 on the Epic Store, sue me. I still miss this game's timeless storyline, character loadouts, and the guns. Everything felt perfect, and man do i wish BL3 did the justice of being the next one. But honestly this is the peak Borderlands, and in all honesty, one of the best games to date. Very solid game, good for the causal story grinder and for the min-maxing tryhard that wants the perfect loadout. With a villain that was built so beautifully and DLCs that just add the cherry on top.
Posted 21 December, 2019.
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9.0 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Very cute game. I'm not usually one for platformers, but with this one's ability progression system, good story, sequel hype, and amazing soundtrack, I honestly didn't realize that i sat for 7 hours straight playing this game.
Posted 13 December, 2019.
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175.8 hrs on record (116.2 hrs at review time)
very spooky
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1,005.7 hrs on record (844.1 hrs at review time)
I still get called an f2p to this day. 10/10 would get more hats again.

Edit: this is a year later, still get called an f2p.

Edit for badge: Now there's bots :(
Posted 31 October, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2023.
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