I saw Ryan Gosling in a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. Eventually he turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.

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Nice guy at heart but you gotta learn when you should let your teammates play and move on from a lost round. Communicate USEFUL information with your team, i.e. where you will be playing. When you die, call where you died, how many you saw, and if anyone is hit for 40 or more. Do NOT ramble on for the next 10-15 seconds about unimportant things ('He's cheating', 'Why would he check that?', 'What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing purple'). If you would like to plan strategy for the next round with others who are dead then please use the team text chat. +rep

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