I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

CPU: Intel Core i5-7600K
GPU: MSI RX 580 8GB
RAM: G.Skill Ripjaws V 16GB DDR4 3000Mhz (2x8GB) (Ruby Red)
Case: Corsair Spec Alpha Black/Red
Cooler: Corsair H60 High Performance Liquid Cooling
Storage: Kingston 128GB SSD | WB 1 TB HDD
Monitor: Acer GN246HL 144Hz
Power Supply: Corsair CS550M
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