Recent reviews by Cathal

Bought this game years ago and didn't really play it until now cause my friend got it so we can play in VR.
-Opened the game
-Typed "who has a nice weenus" in global chat
-got banned from global chat
-loaded up a jenga tower
-it didn't work
-opened up a tablet
-searched big penis
-found a book on them by an author named nazeem
-closed Tabletop Simulator

No wonder that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walks around the cloud district so cocky
10/10

Finally a good reason to teach maths in school

So ♥♥♥♥ it's amazing

Spent ages opening up a safe.
Swore I could hear a wolf.
Went through like 3 axes.
Swore I could hear a wolf.
Safe finally open.
Swore I could hear a wolf.
Pistol inside, accidently bought some ammo earlier, all g now.
Swore I could hear a wolf.
Equipped new shiny gun.
Swore I could hear a wolf.
Turned around and saw wolf 99% through wall ready to eat me.
Shot it in the face 7 times,
It died and I'm happy with my amazing new gun.
Walk outside, everything peaceful no zombies around.
Get immediatly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by vulture.
Die.

This is only 2 hours into game.
10/10 would play again.