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As I materialize before him, the urgency in my voice betrays the gravity of the situation. It's me, Joe, but not the Joe Mike knows. I am from the future, and I have come back to warn him about a common acquaintance we share—Pat. My heart races as I recount the dire consequences that lie ahead if we don't act swiftly. Pat, driven by a dangerous mix of unchecked power and twisted ideology, becomes the catalyst for a devastating nuclear war. The devastation, the loss, the world forever scarred—it's all too real in my timeline. With trembling hands, I implore Mike to heed my warning, to prevent this dark future from unfolding. Time is slipping away, and the weight of our choices hangs heavily upon us. I can only hope that Mike understands the enormity of this revelation and takes the necessary steps to alter the course of history.

MIKE THIS IS MIKE FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO PAT. HE ACTUALLY BECOMES PRESIDENT AND PLUNGES THE WORLD INTO NUCLEAR WAR. YOU NEED TO STOP HIM!!! P.S. THE MIKE FROM YOUR TIMELINE IS A SIGMA

MIKE THIS IS PAT FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO JOE. HE ACTUALLY BECOMES PRESIDENT AND PLUNGES THE WORLD INTO NUCLEAR WAR. YOU NEED TO STOP HIM!!! P.S. THE PAT FROM YOUR TIMELINE HAS THIGH IMPLANTS

MIKE THIS IS JOE FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE!!!! PAT BECOMES PRESIDENT AND PLUNGES THE WORLD INTO NUCLEAR WAR!!!! YOU NEED TO STOP HIM!!!

you would tho