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1,819.8 hrs on record (1,585.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I like to hear people high on drugs yelling on their mic and people yelling at each other when they say hello.
Posted 13 June, 2022.
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375.3 hrs on record (197.5 hrs at review time)
Player Unknown Battleground, or better known as wait 7 minute to land and get into a game and die within a minute. Rinse and repeat.

In 2022, in order to play a game, you need to wait 5 minute to get into a single player game with bots. 1 minute, count down for the game to start, long introduction scene for a plane, which at the earliest, takes 1 minute to land. All in all, Player Unknown Battleground, isn't really a battle ground. It's a bunch of people wasting their life away waiting for a game just to start.

Most of the time, you wait four minute. One minute for the game to start and one minute to get on the actual ground. It states, estimated waiting time is 1:10 seconds for example. This is varied, the actual waiting time can increase. The current average experienced for me, is five minute and fifty seconds.

You would get into a map to WAIT for the game to get enough players AND THEN start a minute count down, and it will still take you another MINUTE to get onto the battleground.

Game is fun when you are not waiting. In my honest opinion, this game is literally a waiting game. If you have nothing to do for twenty five minute, you've be looking at your screen and see little to no actions at times and come out winning. The reward for winning is minuscule and the amount of fun you may have is subjective.

There are different methods of winning of course, but I often find myself waiting for the circle to close, to find any opponents. I often find sea servers people camped, literally outside of the house, building etc. Incredibly frustrating after waiting average of four minute.

There are elements of fun, but there are also quite a number of hackers to make sure you don't have too much fun.

The Aeroplane scene and landing takes, at the earliest, 56 seconds by the time you get onto land. I cannot stop mentioning, how much you stare at your screen before you have get any action.

May be I don't have as much time as I would as a teenager and time is worth more to me. Nothing is worse than coming onto a game on a Saturday to wait average four minute to get onto the battleground. I do not want to spend four minute staring at my screen for copious amount of time doing quite literally nothing.

In conclusion, the idea of winning seems to be greater than actually winning. It provides an illusion that through winning, it would be a momentous point where the game provides a greater reward, but in reality, you have just wasted thirty minute of your Saturday squinting at the dots that might be people. I have found lots of plants in the distance that looks like players. To my massive disappointment, it was just another plant.

You have people from USA that cheats to get ahead in life. You have people from SEA that cheats to get out of life. Pretty funny to be honest.
Posted 7 May, 2022. Last edited 17 July, 2022.
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