"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally."

---Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?"

— George Wallace

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

— General George S. Patton

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

— Ambrose Bierce

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."

— ♥♥♥♥ Gregory

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