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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 6:53am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 7:31am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 2:31pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 2:25pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 1:36pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2016 @ 3:37pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 1:56pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 11:20am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 12:55pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:45am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 6:50am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 11:01am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:55am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 12:19pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:45am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:24am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 12:29pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 1:35pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2016 @ 4:01pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 12:22pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:30am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:31am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 1:41pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 10:45am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 12:43pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:46am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 11:55am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 11:54am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2016 @ 1:19pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 12:36pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 7:26am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 6:28am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 11:47am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2016 @ 6:41am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 11:41am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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