have an offer for ya, added mate.

Dear Reddit: Today i found myself a soul mate via a losers stream profile. We bonded and became best friends. We have various talk abouts politics, hes a far right, im a far left, great combo. We also like to talk how society is garbage and our incel arc is on the rising. Well.. thats all reddit, please give me lots of awards so i can feed my cat, crooklegs. Karma farmer out!!

Actually, the user below me sounds kinda smart, he almost hit the fractal of my IQ spot on, which, for all you dumb people, is the way us super geniuses calculate IQ. The sheer amount of numbers would cause your simple brain to overload. So nice to meet you, fellow redditor, I'm glad to finally find someone to communicate with on a higher level, these mortals have been tiring me.

Like, the user under me actually sounds like a smart person. A person with an iq of about 156 (im 168 ofc) I mean.. it makes sense. The way he writes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No kizzy he do be a redditor and therefore a karma farmer yikes, ok i take it back, he kinda suxx

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

Like, actually a loser no kizzy