Recent reviews by bribal

1. I buy game.
   
2. I play game.
   
3. I complete game.

~6,66 =((10/3)*2)

Pro-gamerater from: OfficialDodoArmy


Ain't kicked yeat! :)

It's like assasination creedination but you have familly, which is pretty rare in my lafe... So I respect.

My respect / 10


Not written by me (Marreboii). This is written by a lesser being

This game reminds me of another game I played, when I was younger. It was called something like TW2... It was pretty much the same game but better quality back then!

So after all this considuration, I have come to conclution that this game deserves a solid rating, so I thought for a while and I got it. It just flew into my ear. It was a tennis ball. So I will give this game:

A tennis ball / 10

This made me split up with my wife...

This game is kind of like "Hearthstone" but he is a rock 'n' roll player!

3,544665434534567733286923480340689734590866723458907091821234760982734569081134785098223754690827237454589713784567891341890642189746289756134058971341458972982345869812634908172412890672300523454357465437856340987426785743827895634087953467598047896558705634605879789560435897406543823678508978956349565437878956434278975+83465986754378956534859874678534289756023465987789654378956342589746518972665123481478964238184797236784987216525487254 / 20

Rating = (TF2 + COD)/2

Your servent, Mareboii

Link for more info! [en.wikipedia.org]

Tired of surving a jump out of a car? WELL THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! WITH EPIC EXPLODING BIKES THAT YOU JUST MOUNTED! WITH CARS THAT INSTANTLY EXPLODE WHEN YOU HIT A TREE!

THAT IS NOT EVEN THE BEST PART! YOU CAN GET SHOT BY A KID WITH A INSAINLY GOOD SNIPER WITH A 8x SCOPE ACROSS THE ENTIER MAP! WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT!? I LOVE IT!!!

I would rate this game 9,8756348547 / 10,231354234 IF I COULD DIE QUICKER, but since this game is a running simulater it takes time... So I'm going to have to set the rating at: 11,0432432344 / 10,231354234

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a game for everyone! Even you! Just look at all the good things I'm going to point out in this review:

• Get spawn killed instantly
  
• Join a team were the second oldest person is eleven...
  
• See your team mates at an average KD on: 0,33. Which is pretty good for the average CS:GO player. <3
  
• When you are in queue for a game, but there is this one kid, that just ♥♥♥♥ your dreams up and make your day more depressing then it was from the beggining.
  
• Lose your hearing ability, thanks to "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  
• Get Ninja Defused by a team, that's out of your league and actually are playing good games like: BATTLEFIELD 1 and DESTINY 2.

7,453 / 10,2

Good game... If you like being killed by little kids with huge ***** (guns), with some weird attachments as the one called "noobtube" and the rocket launcher, it's my favorite gun and it makes me happy, just like all the people I've killed.

There are also very skilled players playing this game. They're able to spin around and kill everyone in a second. They also know where I am all the time because of their high IQ, I know their watching too much "Rick and Morty".

9/11, would start more world wars.