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♥♥♥♥ yimpy

New update is ♥♥♥♥. Thanks for ruining Fallout London's release for this garbage, Bethesda. Stop updating games for no reason and breaking the mods. No one gives a ♥♥♥♥ about gay new Creation Club content.

thank you for updating the game valve :))

original: fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers, hackers are still using exploits and ddossing people

i like this game but dont bother me to review it

fun little spot the difference game, i'm glad it doesn't have any huge jumpscares or anything. still manages to be spooky despite that.

this game i so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun with friends

Great game so far. There have been a few really minor/funny bugs, but nothing incredibly disruptive. Gameplay wise, it does like to health check you a lot so that's pretty annoying. Overall, it feels similar to The Last of Us. The combat is also interesting. A little bit hard to get used to at first, but not bad.

As for performance, it's perfect when you switch off motion blur and vsync. No stuttering at all after that.

It's a good game for biology nerds; I really enjoy it and it's a neat concept. Having to strategize the moves and actions of the animals is limited at first, but becomes easier as they multiply. They can become better hunters, gatherers, or fighters - and may have other genetic advantages such as horns, wings, or webbed feet. You have to strongly consider who should be bred with who, taking into account differences in blood type in order to prevent accidentally breeding a more sickly animal with a weaker immune system.

Someone else in the reviews said that "Honestly its just not fun, feels a lot like one of those educational games you played at school as a kid," but I believe it's fun because it does feel like one of those - and I think anyone else who enjoyed playing the selective breeding flash games in their 8th grade biology class would enjoy this game. The other reviewer clearly just sucked at biology.

the servers are always down, play pirate101 instead

It's just like Minecraft but without the mining or crafting!

Heisenberg is hot too, 10/10