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Nathir backflipped out of the 32nd floor of his palace, the Hold of Starlight. His adoring citizens were all around him, blessed by his very presence. They bowed down before him, clapping loudly and laying their $100 Canadian dollar monopoly money bills before him.

Nathir expertly landed into his custom-built, gold plated, caped Ferrari. It was equipped with a 2-time Master AI, an expert in both League of Legends and the roadway. Not to be outdone, Nathir himself had won the League of Legends Universal Championship Series for the last 20 years, ever since it was discovered that he was the most intelligent human on the planet.

At the ripe young age of 20, Nathir was elected Paragon of the Cosmos and World Leader. He appointed a World Congress of proud kangz and queenz, made in his image. Nathir himself was no ordinary man - he was no less than the incarnation of God.

Women of grace and beauty hung off each arm, and all the people of his green Earth praised him. As the Immortal Tempest loomed on the horizon, Nathir drew his sword. Flipping his cape with a stylish flair, a smirk overtook Nathir's divine visage.

"It's a good day to be the hero."