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9.4 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For the few hours I've played the game, I've come across a few key reasons why you should buy this game.
You can:

- Become a screaming spooky skeleton
- Mow the lawn while moonwalking
- Phase into walls with spooky magic
- Wrestle with the camera
- Climb straight up a completely smooth, 90 degree cliff with no hassle
- Ride a husky that is 1/4 of your size
- Ride a pig that is as fast as a horse
- Experience epic cutscenes while the camera wrestles with itself
- Skydive into oblivion again, and again
- Float like pumice in water after a 100m fall
- Make people explode by beating them with ice cream
- That is the main use of the ice cream, by the way
- Try to move the camera in build mode a smidge, but end up throwing it around the world twice
- Walk on water by putting paint on it

TL;DR: The camera controls are a little unstable and you're Jesus with a paintbrush.

10/10 The game's a thimble of fun, inside a barrel of fun, inside a cooling tower of fun.

Now we just need to wait for updates until that cooling tower isn't the one in Chernobyl.
Posted 11 June, 2015.
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62.8 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Although the game is challenging (Somewhat) and a -nice- collection of cards, it still doesn't compare to the actual card game it portrays in real life. If you don't want to spend ti,e collecting cards and going out to play other, different people, with your own customized deck, this is the game for you. If you do want to do any of those games, go spend those $10.00 on some Magic cards; you might get lucky.
Posted 25 June, 2014.
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