sniffs the air and wags tail happily h-hey senpai-chan.. OwO licks your face i have some f-feelings to confess scratches behind ear nervously, fleas flying everywhere i... i think i have the feelsman for you heart doki dokis out of my chest w-will you please make me the happiest Neko in the world and be my Putin-Chan? pounces on u pweese? unu naruto runs away before you can answer

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Futa madre...

I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka Sensei got me at the Ichiraku Noodle Shop, but I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them, and my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody.

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What's up my gamer!! As 2024 approaches, I realize how lucky I am to count you as my friend. I am truly grateful for all that you do. My New Year's resolution is to make more time to catch up with you next year, no matter how crazy work and life gets. Wishing you 12 months of gamer goodness, 52 weeks of victory royales, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck, and 31536000 seconds of happiness. Happy New Year!