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Quite possibly the person to every exist.

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Before I played Winning Putt:
＼＼
　＼ ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　＼ <　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ　＼
　　 /　　/　 ＼　＼
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　| 、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
ノ )　　Lﾉ
After I played Winning Putt:
／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　 ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　　　　　　　　　｜ ｜
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°） ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーくー ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

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I BET YOU'VE BEEN BULKING. SOMEWHERE ELSE...

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I BET YOU'VE BEEN BULKING. SOMEWHERE ELSE...