A 7000 HOUR RETROSPECTIVE

CO-OP PLAYMAKING TAKES BETWEEN 15 MINUTES AND HOURS. HOPE YOU GOT A FRIEND TO BUY IT WITH, OR EXPECT TO PLAY WITH TOXIC PEOPLE OR A GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY WAIT. AND THAT'S *IF* YOUR REGIONS SERVERS ARE UP.

THE MAJORITY OF CO-OP GAMES CRASH, SOMETIMES LATE INTO A RUN, SOMETIMES IN THE FIRST ROOM.

TOOL-TIPS ARE UNIFORMLY WRONG. ITEM DESCRIPTIONS, FROM DAMAGE NUMBERS TO COOLDOWN TIMES ARE LITERALLY FICTION.

THERE'S A MAIN PAGE 1-CLICK BUTTON TO CRASH YOUR GAME.

WEAPON/CLASS BALANCING IS A JOKE. THERE ARE GOOD GUNS AND CRAP CLASSES. USING "SUB-OPTIMAL" SELECTIONS ISN'T EVEN HARD IN A FUN WAY, YOU JUST FEEL DUMB.

ROASTING THE GAMEMAKERS FOR CALLING THIS A "FINISHED" GAME WILL GET YOU BANNED FROM GLOBAL CHAT WITHOUT WARNING OR EXPLANATION.

THE GAME IS MORE BUGS THAN NOT. YOU *WILL* FIND YOURSELF UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH YOUR ITEM BAR, UNABLE TO MOVE FASTER THAN A CRAWL, UNABLE TO RESTORE GAME AUDIO, UNABLE TO ACCESS LARGE PARTS OF MAPS, UNABLE TO REACH THE NEXT ROOM, UNABLE TO CONNECT TO MULTIPLAYER GAMES, UNABLE TO HOST MULTIPLAYER GAMES, AND UNABLE TO REACH ANYONE THAT CARES ABOUT FIXING ANY OF IT. (THIS IS A NON-EXHAUSTIVE LIST, I COULD GO ON FOR ANOTHER 1000 WORDS WITHOUT FINISHING)

THIS IS WHAT THESE DEVELOPERS CONSIDER FINISHED, KEEP THAT IN MIND IF YOURE CONSIDERING BUYING A GAME FROM THEM THAT THEY PROMISE WILL BE FINISHED SOON (TM).

IS IT FUN? WHEN IT WORKS SURE. IS IT FRUSTRATING AF? OMG YES.

A 7000 HOUR RETROSPECTIVE CO-OP PLAYMAKING TAKES BETWEEN 15 MINUTES AND HOURS. HOPE YOU GOT A FRIEND TO BUY IT WITH, OR EXPECT TO PLAY WITH TOXIC PEOPLE OR A GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY WAIT. AND THAT'S *IF* YOUR REGIONS SERVERS ARE UP. THE MAJORITY OF CO-OP GAMES CRASH, SOMETIMES LATE INTO A RUN, SOMETIMES IN THE FIRST ROOM. TOOL-TIPS ARE UNIFORMLY WRONG. ITEM DESCRIPTIONS, FROM DAMAGE NUMBERS TO COOLDOWN TIMES ARE LITERALLY FICTION. THERE'S A MAIN PAGE 1-CLICK BUTTON TO CRASH YOUR GAME. WEAPON/CLASS BALANCING IS A JOKE. THERE ARE GOOD GUNS AND CRAP CLASSES. USING "SUB-OPTIMAL" SELECTIONS ISN'T EVEN HARD IN A FUN WAY, YOU JUST FEEL DUMB. ROASTING THE GAMEMAKERS FOR CALLING THIS A "FINISHED" GAME WILL GET YOU BANNED FROM GLOBAL CHAT WITHOUT WARNING OR EXPLANATION. THE GAME IS MORE BUGS THAN NOT. YOU *WILL* FIND YOURSELF UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH YOUR ITEM BAR, UNABLE TO MOVE FASTER THAN A CRAWL, UNABLE TO RESTORE GAME AUDIO, UNABLE TO ACCESS LARGE PARTS OF MAPS, UNABLE TO REACH THE NEXT ROOM, UNABLE TO CONNECT TO MULTIPLAYER GAMES, UNABLE TO HOST MULTIPLAYER GAMES, AND UNABLE TO REACH ANYONE THAT CARES ABOUT FIXING ANY OF IT. (THIS IS A NON-EXHAUSTIVE LIST, I COULD GO ON FOR ANOTHER 1000 WORDS WITHOUT FINISHING) THIS IS WHAT THESE DEVELOPERS CONSIDER FINISHED, KEEP THAT IN MIND IF YOURE CONSIDERING BUYING A GAME FROM THEM THAT THEY PROMISE WILL BE FINISHED SOON (TM). IS IT FUN? WHEN IT WORKS SURE. IS IT FRUSTRATING AF? OMG YES.