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ㅤ* I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
ㅤ* In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
ㅤ* Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it ♥♥♥♥♥ on your head.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!