The first time I played Unturned, I spawned in and immediately got ROFLSTOMP'D by the entire undead population... I then proceeded to REKT the entire undead population with 9mm that I found in some barn in the middle of nowhere. Then I got hungry and ate some berries, proceeded to trip balls for 2 minutes, and found a backpack that somehow increased my tolerance for weight by 1.5x. following that I found a Pick-up truck and a shotgun, put on a cowboy hat and drove around killing stuff while playing "America, F*ck Yeah!" in the background.

69/69 would 69