"Huh, ain't it the truth. Just don't let anyone who's got the President's ear hear that. You'll be making cattle-runs to New Reno 'til the end of time, pal."

"The President of the United-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-States-of-America. Who’d you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, who is this?"