Progresul realizărilor lui Aurum Neon pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2014 la 13:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2014 la 14:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2014 la 14:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 12:45

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 13:58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 12:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 13:39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:47

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 11:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 12:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 24 iun. 2017 la 20:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 24 iun. 2017 la 21:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2017 la 18:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 12:21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 13:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:45

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2017 la 15:31

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 20:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2017 la 19:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2014 la 14:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 9:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 16 iun. 2017 la 10:25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 13:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 11:20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 24 iun. 2017 la 20:47

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2017 la 16:51

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Obținută la 21 iun. 2017 la 16:55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 10:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 11:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:33

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 2 ian. 2016 la 10:48

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 24 iun. 2017 la 20:25

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:25

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 9:57

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 12:44

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 13 apr. 2014 la 13:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 12:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 12:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:53

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 9:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:28

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 10:52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 12:35

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Obținută la 22 iun. 2017 la 15:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 29 dec. 2015 la 14:12

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 24 iun. 2017 la 21:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 3 ian. 2016 la 11:38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30