I have played Counter-Strike since 2003 and I were extremely addicted.
Going to school I would be jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers while I were taking tests.
I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch and that was back in the big early CSS days before zBlock were added.
Once I went home I would play instantly and went straight to bed without even noticing that I had skipped dinner.
I would use my imaginary AWP on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess.
Now, - I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, hopefully he will give me a good drop.
Sometimes when I'm driving I spot birds flying and turning away just simply because of my cs instincts.
I almost killed my mom once and I. I am truly second to none, so if you see me in your game just prepare for defeat.

Yeah... I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community.
I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain.
My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my *~mood~* that day.)
I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#photography" or "#palewave".
I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic)
All my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed.

People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

Don't forget to leave a comment about why you love me, kthxbai

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