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12 of 24 (50%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 3:35pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 8:33am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 8:05am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 8:31am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 2:56pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 3:01pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 3:16pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2014 @ 3:22pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:10am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:13am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:32am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 8:34am



Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool