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Crustacean 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:58pm

+rep knows how to give good head

Crustacean 5 Jul, 2024 @ 7:46am

There's no sound
But the engines drone
Our minds set free
To roam
Time (shift)
We discover the entry
To other planes

Bishops 20 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04pm

I pretended to be a girl in arma3. At first we just played king of the hill together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Crustacean 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce

Dankstein 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:23pm

⣿⣿⣿⣿⢂⢂⢂⠢⡊⡢⡱⡱⡵⡯⡯⠯⡳⡹⠸⡘⡘⡐⠅⢊⠂⠅⠕⡡⡑⢌⠨⠐⡁⡊⢐⠁⡊⠐⠅⢍⠪⠹⡨⣻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠂⢄⠕⡌⡪⡸⢸⠘⢌⢂⢑⢐⢈⠐⡀⠄⠐⡈⠠⢈⠨⠐⡐⠄⠅⠂⡁⠄⠂⡀⠂⢄⢅⢕⢢⢊⢐⢐⢜⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠠⠨⠐⡌⢎⢪⢊⠢⢁⢂⠢⠪⡒⢕⠱⡐⠅⡂⢐⠄⢂⠠⢁⢂⠅⡅⠅⡀⠂⡁⠄⠡⢑⢐⠡⠱⠐⢄⠢⡑⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢳⢄⠊⡐⢜⢸⠰⡡⡑⡐⠄⡑⠡⠁⠅⠂⠂⢂⠐⢀⠐⠠⢐⢐⣕⣕⡕⡅⡐⠠⠄⡂⢁⠠⠄⡂⠡⡈⠄⡌⢎⢺⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠄⢇⠧⡀⡣⡊⡎⡲⡨⡠⡡⡐⢄⠅⢊⠄⡁⡂⠅⡐⢠⢑⠔⣕⢵⣳⢽⣪⢌⢢⢁⢂⠂⢂⢂⢂⠣⡱⡱⣕⢕⢝⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡗⡰⡣⠡⠣⡊⢆⢣⢣⡳⣵⣣⡣⡑⠌⠂⢂⢂⢐⢰⢨⠪⡢⡫⡮⣻⣺⣻⡮⣇⢧⢱⢱⢨⢰⢀⣂⢪⢪⡺⣎⢧⠣⣿⣿

Crustacean 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54pm

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠁ 👁️ ⠄⢹⣿⡗⠄ 👁️ ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣰⣿⡿⠟⠃⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠂⠄⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠐⠄⠄⣠⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶⠆⣰⠄⠞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⣻⡏⢠⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Crustacean 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07am

knilf rtsew agnurg repo yam raD

Kermit 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22pm

mean

Kurrupt 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

-rep Crustacean tried to get you to join our CSGO game, your indefinitely banned. gg

Crustacean 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

-rep scottish

del 10 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

-rep scottish

Ravvert 24 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

-rep scottish

Sledzyy 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

sex

Browniemeister 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Chewsday innit?

Mumi 28 May, 2022 @ 10:32am

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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█████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Madame Big Milk 30 Apr, 2022 @ 2:59pm

GLORY TO THE CAPTAIN

TubTub 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:08pm

I literarly am the Arkham Knight

[Spec]tacular 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43am

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- - - -- - -- Allahu Akbar الله اكبر
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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 5 OTHER FRIENDS……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………

Kermit 6 Mar, 2022 @ 1:59am

I'm just too good

GammaGam3s 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Best Commander i know

nut man 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

wanker