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(Detailed face of Pringles man fades into screen. The background is purely pink, aside from a few strangely stretched photos of Pringle stacks.)

(Pringles man starts speaking)

Are you hungry?

Why not have some Pringles™?

It's Exquisite Cuisine™.

Come on in and purchase this chip.

Come enjoy these Crisps™!

(Pringles man face changes, now looks more menacing)

What's that?

You're going to get Doritos™ instead?

Really now?

You think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chips?

You will regret that purchase.

(Pringles man fades away. After a few seconds, the screen goes to black.)