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So this girl was standing there and her skirt was wedged in her butt crack, so I thought I would help a young lady out and get the wedge out for her. I pulled and it came right out. She turned around like something had bit her and she smacks my face hard and turned back around.

I thought that was kind of weird. Considering how angry she was , I realized that must mean she wanted her skirt up in there.

So I put my fingers on the back of her skirt and pushed the skirt back into her butt crack. I made sure I got it up in there nice and good.

Her back arched up and tensed up so I thought she was helping me hold the skirt piece in there by tightening. I was like "Yeah just what you wanted. Tense those cheeks so it holds in there."

She makes a yelling noise then spins around starts cursing at me and kicks my stomach. Girl was a fricken weirdo I swear.