NOOO WAYYYY YOU GOT A ROCKET LEAGUE TATTOO YOU CRINGE MF

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Hey dude, thanks for letting me borrow your lambo for my date man. Really appreciate it.

If you want actual advice, it seems your primary reaction is jump, if you need to react you should align yourself before you jump for the ball and make sure you dodge opposing the other players direction and not where you think they will send the ball. Cheers.