Subtitle: Tactical Buoyant Kitty Cat

Hello there! I am The Dark Lord of Cats! You may know me from nowhere because I am fairly anti-social and unpopular!

You may have also come here because you're asking, "Who is this massive jerk/loser?". Well, I'm easily impressed and nothing special!

Team Fortress 2. A game in which you trade hats and collect stuff and kill people. I like to collect stuff. Not hard to understand, k?

I PLAY THE BINDING OF ISAAC! (wow) 'Tis good game. If you look at my profile, you will see MLG kitty ownage on both origanal and rebirth. My profile pic is the godly, tactical buoyant kitty from the game.

What is my power you may ask? It's the power to summon cats that stare at people people! I am the only one who can do it, and no one can take pictures of them because cameras implode when they get to near my cats, and Sargent Fluffhead hates cameras!

Now, you may be thinking, "This is pointless information and overall boring for me". But, there is a point to a this rambling. I'm a "Decently Supportive Friend" and is online randomly during the week!

So.... you want to be friends? I got, like, 7 hats in TF2! I'm a pro at The Binding of Isaac! I'm pretty good at Dark Souls! I got pretty far in Skyrim, but never finished it due to how stupidly big it is! NO! Please don't leave! I'm not that werid! COME ON! FRIENDS?!