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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 1:46am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 4:52am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 6:47am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 5:44am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 3:30pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 3:39pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 9:54am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 1:09am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 10:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 6:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 8:27am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 5:59am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 2:59pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 9:04am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 2:36pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 12:20pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:40am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 2:42am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 10:00am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 6:41am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2017 @ 11:32am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 6:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 6:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 3:09pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 1:18pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 1:30am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 2:28am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 2:14pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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