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Uncomfortable? good.
Listen to 5 self improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tyre to work.
Fire ants in your adult diaper keep you going.
Ex Wife calls, says you can't see the kids this weekend.
Good. they only slow you down.
get to work, gargle more pee.
do work on Chinese keyboard.
don't know chinese?
you will.
Broken glass for lunch.
boss comes in, says you're falling behind.
He doesn't understand.
he can't.
He isn't a wolf in this world of sheep.
get hit by 3 cars on the way home while listening to audiobooks on x5 speed.
new record.
Legs broken? good.
pass out on kitchen floor, roaches kissing you all over.
they understand the grind.
set an alarm for 1am and drift into a coma while gargling piss
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Gargle Piss.
Uncomfortable? good.
Listen to 5 self improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tyre to work.
Fire ants in your adult diaper keep you going.
Ex Wife calls, says you can't see the kids this weekend.
Good. they only slow you down.
get to work, gargle more pee.
do work on Chinese keyboard.
don't know chinese?
you will.
Broken glass for lunch.
boss comes in, says you're falling behind.
He doesn't understand.
he can't.
He isn't a wolf in this world of sheep.
get hit by 3 cars on the way home while listening to audiobooks on x5 speed.
new record.
Legs broken? good.
pass out on kitchen floor, roaches kissing you all over.
they understand the grind.
set an alarm for 1am and drift into a coma while gargling piss