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this game was good when it came out but I don't care for it much anymore. it was good when I played it on the xbox


and also lesbians really love it so it has to be good. there is actually no sarcasm in that basically every lesbian I have known has A. good taste in video games and B.loves new vegas.

this is also the only bethesda game I have experience downloading mods for!

what can I say except don't push
you're probably gonna die
hey it's okay, it's okay, don't push
i'm just an ordinary gibby guy

revisiting this for posterity's sake: ♥♥♥♥ this game and ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company for killing one of the better games out there Deathgarden: Bloodharvest, you will not be forgotten ACTUALLY fun mechanics despite a few glaring issues that they could have fixed to balance it but no, we needed more licensed killers in our ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loop-de-loop simulator where if the killer at high level play doesn't step right here right now and do this right then and there at the exact moment a survivor manages to ♥♥♥♥ up with one of his thirteen second chance perks, you lose the game i hate you so much BI

imagine adding denuvo to your game

i'm tired of chinese zergs killing me and how ♥♥♥♥ the community feels. repetitive as hell gameplay, feels more like a job than a game half the time. play with friends or not at all unless you're a YoUtUbEr/StReAmEr or a hacker. :)

everyone's had something to say on this already. wol_lay please prove the other reviews wrong. god. please. i beg you.

At the time of this writing, I am only at about ninety minutes of gameplay, roughly. Within the hour of this game I have already found that the controls are sluggish, not due to the fact that the game was poorly designed, but because the designer likely made you want to feel like you were climbing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mountain with a sledgehammer like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animal you are.

This was genius, along with the accompanying quotes or music that would play if you just lost a lot of progress. The whole game has this tense, yet relaxed atmosphere to it that makes success almost monotonous, while failure is absolutely crushing. There are people in the reccomendations who whine that the game is too hard and you shouldn't play it unless you like 'bashing your head against a wall,' but I disagree. I think this game is good at teaching a lesson, and that lesson happens to be the opposite of bashing your head against a wall. This game will teach you that with every fall, a mistake was made, and you have a choice afterward; to either get angry, and continue to make the same mistakes you have been for the fifteenth time in a row, or slow down and try to figure out what you have been doing wrong, even if you think the tactic you've been using this entire time is sure to be the only tactic that should work.

All in all; I can wholeheartedly recommend this game to anyone who wants to be entertained, frustrated, and have a lesson hammered into them at the same time.

The bug where you alt tab and tab back in and a button gets held down until you exit the game needs to be fixed.


The game's kind of slow but I guess it's alright. Not for people quite like me but okay to play with friends, i'd assume, if it comes out with the co-op multiplayer like was rumored or smth.

If you don't have any friends to play with don't buy this.

0/10 couldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill self with water pressure on deathwish framing frame's fire hydrant

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