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Recent reviews by He Who Ate All The Caviar

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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
There's a soccer net by the war table that makes a swoosh sound when you make the soccer ball
Posted 26 March, 2024.
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39.5 hrs on record (26.2 hrs at review time)
Named my cultists after friends and fed them poop
Posted 30 December, 2023.
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261.0 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
great game add peppa pig
Posted 4 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
324.2 hrs on record (226.9 hrs at review time)
it'll make you break things
Posted 23 March, 2022. Last edited 27 October, 2023.
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4.5 hrs on record
The style and game play is amazing but its a GIANT BUGGY MESS. If it wasn't as buggy as Cyberpunk you'd have another great game but its more wasted potential and ideas on something that barely runs.
Posted 15 June, 2021.
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1,350.6 hrs on record (808.5 hrs at review time)
11/10 game. Beware of loot goblins, they'll do anything
Posted 11 June, 2021. Last edited 27 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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38.7 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
had so much more potential but still a great game
Posted 11 June, 2021.
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4,089.4 hrs on record (3,864.5 hrs at review time)
the devs hate this game
Posted 11 June, 2021. Last edited 31 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
172.8 hrs on record (107.7 hrs at review time)
I really enjoyed the game when it came out. It's become one of my favorites but is full of issues. Thankfully I didn't experience any of the major bugs most people were getting besides my car randomly getting sent 50ft in the sky/ or being squished under the map. It wasn't until I finished my 3rd play-through and tried returning to earth that somehow my save got corrupted and put me in an endless loop. I'm stuck repeating the last mission then after the credits finish I get kicked to the main menu instead of getting put back into the world.

I'd recommend the game but the fact that I lost a 100 hour save completely made me lose any interest in playing and retrying to gain back what I lost. Once a few more bugs are fixed it'll be great but until then you're better off saving your money.
Posted 11 December, 2020. Last edited 27 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.8 hrs on record (32.2 hrs at review time)
Worth every minute we waited for release. 10/10 Game. Got it for just the campaign (of course) but even the multiplayer is insane, super fresh and fun.
Posted 24 March, 2020.
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