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28.9 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
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11/10
Posted 20 March, 2020. Last edited 30 November, 2020.
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86.7 hrs on record (45.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Well no, but actually yes
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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20.5 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
>Infiltrating a big ship
>loads of guards everywhere
>make my way to my target
>i ready myself for the kill
>gunshot.mp3
>ohshit.jpg
>accidentally shot my target instead of knocking him out
>alarms blaring
>20 seconds to get out
>mama aint gon be happy
>10 seconds left
>why the hell is my ship so far away?
>5 seconds left
>( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
>use the time manipulator
>see a window
>i book it
>0 second left
>( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
>shot the window out
>gets sucked in to space
>and the guards too
>floating in space slowly suffocating
>my ship picks me up
>went home and retired

>10/10 would attempt suicide again ･ᴗ･
Posted 22 September, 2017.
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154.6 hrs on record (87.9 hrs at review time)
Made my horse sh!t on an unconscious soldier.
he seemed to like it

poop/10
would sh!t again!







PS

I did
Posted 24 September, 2015. Last edited 24 September, 2015.
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