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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
nice buying the green uniform thing gave me free dlc
Posted 31 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Dont see the appeal.
Posted 15 May, 2024.
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1,240.6 hrs on record (1,060.8 hrs at review time)
Oh man, Mordhau? Let me tell you, I've played that game and it's definitely got some issues. First off, the hygiene of the devs is really concerning. I mean, you can tell from the game itself that they're not exactly the cleanest bunch. And that lack of hygiene definitely bleeds into the development of the game. It's buggy as hell and it's been in development for what seems like forever. Like, come on guys, take a shower and get to work!

But let's talk about the game itself. Mordhau is a slasher genre set in a medieval world overrun by clowns. You have to prepare your loadout and fashion to perfection, fortify your mindset, and fight off hordes of not very smart people. The graphics are definitely not the best, but I guess that's to be expected from an indie game. The real issue is the gameplay. It's clunky and unintuitive, and the controls are a nightmare. It's like the devs didn't even bother to playtest the game before releasing it.

And don't even get me started on the community. It's toxic as all hell. You try to ask for help on the forums and you get bombarded with insults and condescending comments. It's like they don't want new players to join the game. And honestly, who can blame them? Mordhau is a mess of a game that's not worth your time.
Posted 26 June, 2019. Last edited 23 March, 2023.
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