#bringbackgreyalien

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#bringbackgreyalien

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i dont get it

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Word of advice don't piss me off or you'll deeply regret it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Dansk, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay! I bet you didn't have a choice. Your gay

You're done buddy

he muted during the Raphael seg scene

I really wish I never played this game.

She saw the green face and the pointy ears and the pointy teeth, and now she thinks I'm possessed by Satan and sexually attracted to mystical creatures and devil women with horns and pointy teeth. She locked herself in our bedroom, and I could hear her crying and moving things all around. Hours later she opened the door and stormed out of the house with two suitcases and told me she's filing for a divorce. She won't answer my calls.

Tonight, I was in camp and initiated a love scene with Lae'zel, the Githyanki green woman. The game was pumping through my speakers and my wife could hear the narrator describing the love making. She came storming into the room faster than I could react. I tried to alt tab but i kept hitting the wrong keys on accident and wasnt fast enough.

She was able to put it mostly behind her, but she called up all her friends and relatives and was on the phone seeking advice on what to do about the situation. I tried to explain to her that it was just a kind of fantasy and that I found her more attractive than any video game character, but the next time we made love she noticed that my eyes were closed most of the time, and she accused me of imagining the tiefling. And in truth, I was. I was imagining gripping the tiefling by her horns and pounding away.

I am getting divorced because of Baldurs Gate 3

My wife caught me in the middle of the night pulling rope to a tiefling NPC. We fought for a day, but mostly she was just depressed and couldn't imagine me having an attraction to a red woman with horns.

this guy likes bears a little too much

Ralof: Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you I’d have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now. Driver: Shut up back there. Lokir: looks at Ulfric What’s wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion... if they’ve captured you... oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.

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Fire in the Hole!

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