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In the most literal sense, just a boring phasmo clone

Only good thing about it is just the graphics... otherwise subpar gameplay...

My friend Noah J Scott gifted me this game so I can't complain but not worth the money... just lazy! Game devs have no soul! No class! Souless boring cashgrab of a game with no PASSION put into it! IT'S BORING! NOT SCARY! NO WELL THOUGHT OUT! POOPY UI! NO SOUL! NO SOUL! THE GAME DEV HAS NO SOUL!

Firstly, lemme get this off my chest bone.....

WHILE the visuals did look stunning, the gameplay by far was extremely SUBPAR!

I was runnin' around with my afro catchin' wind, whilst a big naked dude chased my black ass (not very fun.. nor scary)

Me and my most humblest opinion, I think that this video game lacks a good story... and purpose behind these trials.. truly meaninglesss... Like Utopian's dog...

If Outlast 1 had co-op, it'd be a wonderful game... but THIS ain't outlast 1!

Unlike this game, Outlast 1 was scory..... had a purpose.... had A LOT of lore... When you get chased by named men in Outlast 1... It was like something out of a movie..

My best friend Noah Utopian-Scott gifted me this game, and once more... I will be hating his dumb dog Darcy bc it smells and loosk funny... I did refund the game bc I felt guilty for abusing his dog... so that's my lil apology ima give upon him... is his steambucks back... so ur welcome utopian noah Scott

I was playing this game quite fruitfully, and it took too long to get to the sex part so I got bored... 🙄

I was walking in a barren wasteland for 30 minutes!
Trying to find some sex.... (I didn't find it)

When I started up this game I had a boner (a big one too)
by the time I finished this game I was flaccid like a duck! 🦆

This game did not give me ANY ENJOYMENT. Thus why I had to write such a bad review.... I simply cannot find the sex.

Oh trust me... I looked over this land for 30 minutes, 30 minutes of no SEX!

SEXLESS GAME!

(My friend Utpian Noah JOseph Scott recommended me this sexless game. Out of retaliation of not getting the sex I want. I will be kicking his dog in the ribs…. His baby back ribs... Stupid ass dog… ALL HIS FAULT that i can not get sex. Imma kill his dog...)

(His dog is from Pennsylvania, USA, I'm going there now...)

It's alright... Kinda boring and not that scary but that doesn't mean it's a bad game 🤣🤣🤣

By bestfriend Utopian Scott actually bought me this game a while back... But that was on a different account and I had to rebuy it once more to play it with my bestfriend (Noah Scott aka Utopian). He and I enjoyed it but like I said... It gets boring after a while.

I'm currently in a love Triangle with my bestfriend Utopian Noah Scatt. His GF and his 1-and-only Laren Brownstein has been sexting me images of her brown butt... and I enjoy it... but the issue is that I can't dawg my boi Utopian like that... I just can't... He my boi... my mf homie.. but his GF got that badonka-donk and I can't resist... I just can't...

I'ma keep it 💯 with all y'all MFs reading this... This game is HORRIFYING...but hear me out! Not the gameplay! The gameplay is quite frankly subpar! A mere Friday the 13th clone...

What made the game scary is this superhacker named ThePrimeTimeLime... 😓
He crashed all my games and when I tried to confront the bastard he called me HORRIBLE slurs, etc (he made fun of my male pattern baldness) 😢

ThePrimeTimeLime stalked me... and my family... He threatened to break and explode my PC with his superhax... I immanently turned this game off and shutdown my PC... 😨I am scared for my life...

P.S my bestfriend in the world Utopian Gaming actually gifted me this game... Besides the hacker the game was quite nice (hence the hours) I really gotta give it up for my boy UtopiBear 🐻 (my bestfriend Noah Scott with the online alias as 'Utopian') the game was pretty swag and I did enjoy myself... BTW my friend Utopian's Dog died so if y'all can type "RIP" in the comments that'd be dope ✌

Now this... this is CLASSIC Bitman 🦇

I just absolutely ADORE classic outfit of this version of Bitmin, the contrast between the overwhelming grey with black highlights is just superb lookin' and just plain aesthetic, not to mention the killer story between Bitmin and the Joker have in this fine game. First of all the voice acting in this game is remarkable, ESPECIALLY in Joker's case, you could REALLY feel the Joker's emotion, intent, attitude with tone behind the Joker which really gives the game a cinematic movie-esque feel. Not only the voice acting for the Joker is impeccable, not to mention the character design as well. Joker's hairline, receding 12 inches back really shows the stress and fear the Bitman has cursed the Joker with, not only does the Joker have to worry about Bitmin always stopping his plans of evil but Bitmin's WHOLE TEAM who work with him VERY closely to soil the Joker's plans. I mean.. if I were in Joker's place my hairline would recede at least 15 inches back... Now THAT'S SCARY! I wouldn't wanna get on Bitman's bad side, that's for sure.. I tell you what!😅

My friend Utopian Joseph recommend me this game last week, so I got my other friend Bradler Cooper (he's Irish so he doesn't speak much English) to go ahead and gift me the game. Yes, I did receive this product for free. Yes, I am sexually active... and yes, I am a registered sex offender BUT I WILL NOT hurt a child... That isn't me.. it's just not.

YOOOOOOOOO THIS GAME IS SCARY! (But not scarier than Outlast) but scarier than Phasmophobia THAT'S FOR SURE HAHA

🤣👉BAHAHAHAHAH (Phasmophobia)

This game got recommend to me by my best friend Utopian (He's from Pennsylvania so he doesn't have much games nor exposure to black culture) so I had to teach him all the hip ways of speaking the African-American vernacular talk known as Ebonics and how to dress with Swag... (I bought him some Air Jordans with a snapback that I advised him to wear backwards). Now that my boy 'Utopian' (Noah Scott from Pennsylvania, USA) has acquired the fine DRIPP 💦. We plan to approach the hood in order to make some fine friends with the African-Americans who inhabit that particular part of town. I plan to tell them all about this fine game & how wonderfully scary it is! I hope anyone reading will wish some good luck upon my best friend Utopian and I as we embark on our journey!

THIS IS THE SCARIEST GAME... OF MY FREAKIN' LIFE MAN!
THIS GAME AIN'T. NO. JOKE.

My friend Utopian Scott recommend me this game and let's just say... HE has GOOD TASTE when it comes to horror! JEEZ LOUISE HAHA 😅😅😅

I would like to say I met the Love of my Life in this game (Love you Sabrina 😘😘 u mean so much to me 💓💓)

The gameplay is actually meh, not bad at all but like it's gets boring after a while

My friend Utopian bought me this game (he is very kind and gracious young man)